Tom McGuire - Bubba Can't Dance

Poor white trash lives hand to mouth
People coming and going like a crack house
A steady stream of car hoping not to get caught
Some wait behind the bushes in that vacant lot
Bubba booked a cruise he invited me along
I stuttered and stammered then said I can't go
Though Bubba and me have always got along
Bubba's party side ain't never been too strong
Bubba can't dance Bubba can't sing
Don't play guitar Bubba don't drink
He don't dress in style or wear fancy bling
He ain't stinking rich he ain't got no fame
He ain't no crazy man about town
So why do the girls keep coming around
He said while I'm away while I'm gone
Can you keep an eye on my humble home
That's when I noticed cars I been talking about
Are single foxy ladies coming around
There's that pretty girl from the hardware store
Peeking in the window and beating on his door
She said Bubba open up won't you let me in
Bubba won't you let me in
Bubba can't dance Bubba can't sing
He don't play guitar Bubba don't drink
He don't dress in style or wear fancy bling
Ain't stinking rich he ain't got no fame
He ain't no crazy man about town
So why do the girls keep coming around
As another one left up drove Sally
That friendly little thing from the bowling alley
The next one up was a girl named Dawn
The list goes on and on and on and on
Bubba can't dance Bubba can't sing
He don't play guitar Bubba don't drink
He don't dress in style or wear fancy bling
Ain't stinking rich he ain't got no fame
He ain't no crazy man about town
So why do the girls keep coming around
Why do the girls keep coming around

Written by:
Thomas McGuire

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