A.T.S.D. - Electronic Girl

Will you be my e-girl
Will you be my whole world, wide web
I know I'm used to getting curved
There's nothing you can do to hurt, cause I'm dead
Me and you can stay up taking screen shots, maybe
You know you boot me up, you're turning me on, baby
When I see you get online, I wait harmonic words
The one to make me smile is my electronic girl
Look man let's face it you're lonely no matter how you spin it
Just let me help you out it only takes a minute
Get out your parents basement and come back to real life
But if that doesn't work out then I have something else in mind
Pull out your phone, find Tinder and get it
If you're nervous about your profile don't worry or sweat it
Cause you can lie about your age, you can lie about your height
What you look like doesn't matter when you're picking out a wife
One day, your boy was mad tired of being single, yeah
So I took a little visit to Christian Mingle, yeah
I thought that we could both be happy in this union
But cut her loose cause all she did was wine like it's communion
No sex 'til it's marital, no hand holding or staring
Man this is all so unbearable, God these Christians are terrible
Had to leave her ass cause I could never call her my wife
Before she breaks off half my bread like it's the body of christ, yeah
Will you be my e-girl
Will you be my whole world, wide web
I know I'm used to getting curved
There's nothing you can do to hurt, cause I'm dead
Me and you can stay up taking screen shots, maybe
You know you boot me up, you're turning me on, baby
When I see you get online, I wait harmonic words
The one to make me smile is my electronic girl
I was lonely, so I tried to go online
Try and see if I could find a person that I thought was fine
I was outta my luck, I was actually starving me
So I thought that I had better go to Eharmony
Found some girls, but they weren't my type
I guess I'll just keep on going, I'll just keep on swipe
Cause I'm not giving up, Plenty of Fish in the sea
And if I hit a wall, my last resort is Farmers Only
I scrolled and scrolled like the tumbleweed blows
It's far too dry in the bowl for these shows
I thought I had finesse with my crops of spinach
And the eighty thousand acres under my control
These people want land, they don't wanna take my hand
They just dice and lie, lower than the Rio Grande
And I can if I can, and she can if she scams
As the voter registrar lists her as a man
Will you be my e-girl
Will you be my whole world, wide web
I know I'm used to getting curved
There's nothing you can do to hurt, cause I'm dead
Me and you can stay up taking screen shots, maybe
You know you boot me up, you're turning me on, baby
When I see you get online, I wait harmonic words
The one to make me smile is my electronic girl
Will you be my e-girl, will you be my e-girl
Will you be my whole world, wide web
I know I'm used to getting curved, I know I'm used to getting curved
There's nothing you can do to hurt, cause I'm dead
Me and you can stay up taking screen shots, maybe
You know you boot me up, you're turning me on, baby
When I see you get online, I wait harmonic words
The one to make me smile is my electronic girl

Written by:
Brandon Agee, Caleb Turner, Jacob Dulmaine, Jake Siegert

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