dead friends club - A VERY DFC CHRISTMAS

I'm giving up on trying to make the nice list this year
It just isn't done
Not with the way I like to spread Christmas cheer
I'm baking goodies with a butter that's greener than an avocado
I pour a little SoCo in a hot pot of grandma's champurrado

I know Saint Nick ain't giving me shit this year
So I'mma polish off a bottle of Belvedere
Smoke a blunt with the kids that he always stiffs
Then raise a cup
to the naughty list
To the naughty list

Don't be surprised if big bad Krampus pays a visit
I'm sure he likes
All the wicked little games I play on Christmas
I'm baking goodies with a butter
that's greener than an avocado
I pour a little SoCo in a hot pot of grandma's champurrado

I know Saint Nick ain't giving me shit this year
So I'mma polish off a bottle of Belvedere
Smoke a blunt with the kids that he always stiffs
Then raise a cup
to the naughty list
To the naughty list

I still smile and waive as he flys that sleigh back north
Only because I know every lump of coal provides a little warmth
Just a little warmth

Written by:
DANIEL MALTA

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