Flula Borg - Who Tooted (not Stinky Version)

Tuesday morning on the way to the vet
Well that was a day that I will never forget
I heard a sound that was loud and wet
Was mom, was it dad, or the family pet?

If you're gonna cut the cheese
Oh won't you tell me please? 
I promise I won't be mad
I just really wanna know so bad

Who Tooted?!
(Who's bum bum made this stink stink?)
Who Tooted?!
(Oh it's so smelly, it's smelly and gross)
Who Tooted?!
Who did that, I would like to know. Somebody please send me an email
Who Tooted?!
Oh yucky! Here we go again, it happened another time!

On a camping trip with my best friend Jesse
When I heard a sound that was rather messy.
I said, Jesse! Won't you tell me about your diet?
Cuz what I'm hearing here is not very quiet.
It sounds like a poodle in a fight with a beaver
And smells like the breath of a golden retriever
And on top of that, there's a hole in the tent!
And the fire went out, and all of our friends left!

Jesse! We were having so much fun
Why did you do that, I'm your friend
And did you just toot again?!

You Tooted!
Oh Jesse why?!
You Tooted!
I'm never going camping with you again! Everything shakes!
You Tooted!
Your toots are fast as lightning! Stop it!
You Tooted!
I'm running away Jesse, I can still smell you!

Nap-time in the middle of class
When I was awoken by a stinky blast
I looked around to see who did it, and everyone yelled
YOU DID IT!
Uh oh. That was me? Well, excuse me!

I Tooted!
I claim full responsibility!
I Tooted!
Ok yes it smells terrible, I know. Also, also, oops!
I Tooted!
Nobody else tooted by me, I'm a solo tooter!
I Tooted!
It turns out everybody toots! R.E.M was right.

Written by:
BRIAN WECHT, FLULA BORG, JAMES ROACH

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