Flula Borg - Bugs (are Disgusting)

Bugs are disgusting, we all know it's true
They land on your sandwich after landing on poo.
Nasty!

Nasty?! You don't know the first thing about bugs!
We're really great guys and I think you and I could be great friends!
Oh that sounds fun!
Well I never liked bugs but I'll try to like you

Here's why we're awesome.
Oh, tell me please!
We can jump really high
Oh that's fantastic, how high?
Beatles love tennis, and here's an interesting fact ants never lie
That's definitely a lie!

Mosquitoes can backstroke
Oh Splishy Splashy!
Fleas play the kazoo
Really?!
I never liked humans, but I really like you
Oh thanks buddy! I didn't catch your name, what is it?
Oh let me guess, let me guess!

Is it Andy?
No
Frank?
Nope
Cliff?
Uh-uh
Jack?
Nope
Jill?!
Wrong
James?!
Not That.
Grimple?!
No
Taylor?
Wrong Again
Peter?
No
Philip?
Not close
Phillippee?!
Getting colder
Questlove?
Nope
Robert
No, wrong
Steve!
No
Sam?
Nope
Samantha?
Absolutely not
Sean?
That's not it
Stephen?!
Nope
Is it Bruce?
Uh uh
Tina!
No
How about Tarzan?
No
Pumplin Head?
Nope
Construction?
Stop
Trombone Ankle
What
Spriit!
This is getting old
Carrot!
No
Harriet!
Nope
Chariot!
Nope
Yumpee?!
Uh-uh
Jordan!
Yes

Well I never liked bugs
You sure didn't! I never liked humans
It's true, you did not!
Well I guess we were wrong cuz I really like you!
You can follow me on socials at Jordan-The-Bug

Written by:
BRIAN WECHT, FLULA BORG, JAMES ROACH

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