Flula Borg - I Live in a Banjo

My name's Flula and I live in a banjo
My name's Flula and I live in a banjo
But a banjo can't go
And a banjo can't go
So I'm moving to a trombone
Hoot hoot tooty pop stink. HONK.

My name's Flula and I live in a trombone
My name's Flula and I live in a trombone
But a trombone can't go
No a trombone cannot say
So I'm moving to a drum set
Biddilybiddilyboodilyboodily CRASH.

My name's Flula and I live in a drum-set
My name's Flula and I live in a drum-set
But a drum-set can't go
No a drum-set cannot say
So I'm moving to a private ship!
Yonk yonk plankey plankey boat.

My name's Flula and I live in a private ship!
So fun!

Yargh Flula!
Get over here! Walk the plank!
Swab the decks ya weird German boy. Feed my parrot!

What a large mistake!

My name's Flula, I'm moving out of a pirate ship
Good decision Flula!
My name's Flula, I'm moving out of a pirate ship
(Get back here!)

So I'm going back to the trombone
And then I'm moving back to the banjo
And then I'm moving into an elephant
I'm never moving back into a pirate ship
When is this song over?
I really need to go to the bathroom
And also I'm getting kind of hungry.
Does anybody have a small snack please?
Or perhaps a glass of iced tea?

Oh we're done! Wow, I thought that was going to go on like Braveheart!
I have to pee pee so bad guys! Hold on, BRB, that stands for be right back!

Written by:
BRIAN WECHT, FLULA BORG, JAMES ROACH

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