Panic Surfer - Murder Your Testicles

One night I watched the movie Children of Men
It's about a utopian world where women are all barren
The youngest person in the human race is an 18-year old doucehbag
That sounded great to me
I looked down at my nuts with a plan

I'll microwave my boys all day
And run nude by power plants
I've heard that weed can kill your seed
So I'll put some in my pants

But some scientists who work in reproductive health
Have warned industrial chemicals are making us sterile
Sperm counts are tanking thanks in part to phthalates and BPAs
There in a ton of products that we all use every day

Isn't this grand? Imagine a world
Without screaming babies
We can all raise dogs and cats instead
Put those chemicals inside me!

Your dreams won't have to die
If your nuts are deep fried

Written by:
Connor Posey

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