Landlord - Ape Impressor

You're a big fish
In a little pond
King of the jungle
Donkey fucken Kong
Dunno what you're thinking or
What you're on
You think you got it right but ya
So fucken wrong man

First time we met you told me
You're the BEST
Told me this straight out
And puffed up your chest
To be here in your presence
All these people are blessed
But while you pull yourself
I got your missus undressed

I'm an Ape Impressor
I'm a woman undresser
Think that you're the man but
You're my beta
I'm a devil with the ladies and
I never get no maybes
And gotta wrap it up
Or I'd have hundreds of babies

I gotta be honest man
Take my word
The way that you conduct yourself
It borders on absurd
You're the type to touch your sister
Rub your fingers up her curves
You'll never get the recognition
You deserve

I'm an Ape Impressor
I'm a woman undresser
Think that you're the man but
You're my beta
I'm a devil with the ladies and
I never get no maybes
And gotta wrap it up
Or I'd have hundreds of babies

I'm an Ape Impressor
I'm a woman undresser
Think that you're the man but
You're my beta
I'm a devil with the ladies and
I never get no maybes
And gotta wrap it up
Or I'd have hundreds of babies

Written by:
Clarke Rens Wincent

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