Uncle Ben's Remedy - All Hat No Cattle

Look at all them d bags in diesel trucks

Out there clogging all them suburbs up

I think they’re making up for something that they lack

Just look at them truck nuts hanging off the back

You got your chrome tips and your mossy oak trim

The only thing you ever haul is your rachet ass girlfriend

Mommy bought you a diesel just to hear it rattle

You’re all hat and no cattle

Those brand new work boots aint never worked

And I bet that carhart aint never seen the dirt

Your belt buckle’s probably bigger than your penis

You’re about as country as Jason Aldean is

Got that Nickelback country writing your script

You better put another dip in that dipshit lip

Your ass aint never smelled like saddle

You’re all hat and no cattle

Written by:
Benjamin Westlund, Harmony Griffin, Shawn Glenn Huestis, Brendan James O'Connor, James Walter Royce

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