TurtleFrogMan - The Great Jewelry Heist of 2009

They were teenage young ladies, intelligent, pretty and devious
They were cut from the same cloth two peas in the very same pod
Because these two girls were both equal parts smart and mischievous
Their parents insisted they spend every Sunday with God

Everyone knows there are only ten laws in the good book
And one of them reads, and I'm quoting here: "thou shalt not steal"
But ignoring commandments is the secret to being a good crook
And for these church going ladies, being a crook had appeal

They were Sunday school students and that should have sufficed
In keeping their behavior in line
But they nearly pulled off the great jewelry store heist
In the summer of two thousand and nine

They had gone to the shopping mall after church to hang with their friends there
They walked through JC Penny's and they saw some pretty rings on display
Little did they know that Satan shops at JC Penny's in the men's wear
And under his influence they stole the rings and scurried away

They were Sunday school students and that should have sufficed
In keeping their behavior in line
But they nearly pulled off the great jewelry store heist
In the summer of two thousand and nine

They were nabbed by store security long before they got to the exit
They were taken to a back room, they were visibly shaken and nervous
All that time in Sunday school and just one brush with Lucifer wrecks it
They were charged with misdemeanors and both sentenced to community service

Both these girls are married now with children and no crimes since committed
They can look back at this episode and brush it all away with a smile
The bible tells us Eve bit the apple, she knew it wasn't permitted
No matter where you're shopping, Satan's shopping in the very next aisle

They were Sunday school students and that should have sufficed
In keeping their behavior in line
But they nearly pulled off the great jewelry store heist
In the summer of two thousand and nine

Written by:
BD Shap

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