Handsome Boy Banks - I AM PENIS

I'm a dick
I'm a cock
Baby, I'm a Johnson
Like Magic or the Rock
Ooh baby, I'm a dick
I'm a penis
I might think dirty
But I promise I'm the cleanest
Hey ladies, just give me time
I'm about to transform
Like I'm Optimus Prime
Blue balls at a dive bar
Little Bruce Willis, baby
I'm about to die hard
You got me feeling super bad
Maybe we can role play
And I'll be asking
Who's your dad
Don't worry cause you already know it
That I don't be wearing condoms cause I'm too claustrophobic
I keep it safe cause I'm raising no kids
That's why I shoot them out
All over your tits
She want a vacation, apparently
Well if you want a paradise
First you get a pair of these
I'm a dick
I'm a cock
Baby, I'm a Johnson
Like Magic or the Rock
Ooh baby, I'm a dick
I'm a penis
I might think dirty
But I promise I'm the cleanest
What adventure do you choose though
Don't give me the pussy
That's ok I'll hit the culo
Give them the boot
Like it's Italy
Little Austin Powers
Baby, you can call me mini me
I'm trying to get in to some danger
I'm talking about Abella
Baby, don't become a stranger
I'm about to start an only fans
No pussy that's ok
It's an only hands
Raw dogging up to fifty sluts
Now my balls are tripping out
They be asking is he nuts
Now every week I'm at the clinic
With the same doctor
Always telling me I'm finished
I'm a dick
I'm a cock
Baby, I'm a Johnson
Like Magic or the Rock
Ooh baby, I'm a dick
I'm a penis
I might think dirty
But I promise I'm the cleanest

Written by:
Thomas Slovinski

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