Hozzy Hashbourne, Dougie Dealer and F. Scott Whipple - Wall-Mart Shopping Experience

The Wall-Mart greeter says hello and welcome to the store
cs you trip over the meth heads to get to the front door
They sell liquor, baby food, and clothing you can wear
cnd that is great for people shopping in their underwear
Strolling down the aisles where you just help yourself
Take an item, take a bite, and put it back up on the shelf
There's a happy couple, you can see them getting frisky
cnd check out what they're buying - a pack of diapers and some whiskey
If you're in a store and seeing things that don't make sense
Don't need to change your meds, it's just the Wall-Mart shopping experience

It's wonderful that you dress up to get your shopping started
I really like your T-shirt that tells me you just farted
Don't mean to be judgmental, but some things are just wrong
Like if you weigh 400 pounds you shouldn't wear a thong
Some people need animals to keep their heads afloat
Just like that shopper over there who brought her comfort goat
See that couple at the counter buying discount quiche?
I love how he goes shopping with his girlfriend on a leash
If you're in a store and seeing things that don't make sense
Don't need to change your meds, it's just the Wall-Mart shopping experience

Now if you're feeling tired, can't get your day to start
Well, just curl up and take a nap inside a shopping cart
Here's a dude who really needs someone to teach him sewing
His pants are ripped, his ass is out, and his whole butt crack is showing
It's hot outside, but see that chick? She's a real crowd pleaser
Just pulled out the frozen food and climbed into the freezer
I gotta get me out of here, and quickly I am hopin'
They got twenty checkout lanes, and two of them are open
If you're in a store and seeing things that don't make sense
Don't need to change your meds, it's just the Wall-Mart shopping experience

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