Hozzy Hashbourne, Dougie Dealer and F. Scott Whipple - Beer Goggles On

Girls look better with beer goggles on
Girls look better with beer goggles on
Last night she was sweet as French vanilla
This morning she looked just like Godzilla
Girls look better with beer goggles on

Women look young with beer goggles on
Women look young with beer goggles on
Last night she was a garden full of roses
Now she looks older than freakin' Moses
Women look young with beer goggles on

Life smells better with beer goggles on
Life smells better with beer goggles on
Last night she smelled like an ice cream cart
Today she stinks like a fragrant fart
Life smells better with beer goggles on

Life feels richer with beer goggles on
Life feels richer with beer goggles on
Last night was like a billionaires' convention
Today I'm so broke, I can't pay attention
Life feels richer with beer goggles on

Guys feel stronger with beer goggles on
Guys feel stronger with beer goggles on
Last night I hit some dork in the face
This morning it's my jaw out of place
Guys feel stronger with beer goggles on

Life is better with beer goggles on
Life is better with beer goggles on
Last night felt good - all love and kissin'
Today I ain't got a pot to piss in
Life is better with beer goggles on

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Hozzy Hashbourne, Dougie Dealer and F. Scott Whipple

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