Julie Brown - 'Cause I'm a Blonde

Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people workin, it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work I just have to JIGGLE
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy
So what?
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the boy ignore 'em
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition
Umm okay what was it? umm
Don't tell me Oh, yeah, okay
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course
I can't spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I really love children!

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too
I'm a blonde, B-L- I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Written by:
Charles Coffey, Dennis Poore, Julie Brown

Publisher:
Lyrics © CHARLIE COFFEY MUSIC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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