A Waffle and a Half - ‘Twas the night before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap

'Twas the night before Christmas, your thoughts demean
You hear a trudging noise outside on the street
So you better muffle your screams
Santa clause is prowling for some fresh sapid meat

You think
You can hide
There's no one who can stop Santa in his prime
What's become
Of your mind
And what'll it become when Santa gets inside

Yeah it's the night before Christmas, you're draped in a blanket of fear
A rattle downstairs suggests your death draws near
Not a creature was stirring, cause they were all dead
Your screams are cut short when he cuts off your head

You don't know
What to know
Should you stay to defend your home?
Should you run?
Hide, fight?
Santa knows too well you're never quite right

Aahhh the police won't come, their too afraid
You're alone without a light in a cave
And soon enough, you food will run out
You'll have no choice but to let you death surmount

Lucky you, you're on the good list
You survived saint nicks killing blitz
Wake to see The sky outside is grey
On this, a fine Christmas Day

Written by:
Willow Rodwell

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