Yetiface - A Sphincter Full of Croutons

I just found
A baggy full of croutons
I want to lick
Your crouton sandwich
I then farted
And it smelled like cancer
Five people died
From inhaling the stench
I sold a million croutons
I spend my fortune on
Hookers in wheelchairs
And now I sell my croutons
In soggy bags
That are stored in a sphincter
Cause everyone loves croutons
Served fresh and out of my sphincter
My fuckin' store smells like cancer
It makes the customers
Line up outside
Get up
And shake your ball sac
And clap your hands
It's time to celebrate
Cause everyone loves croutons
Served fresh and out of my sphincter

Written by:
Mark Howitt

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