Jonathan AKA J Dub - All The Celebrities (feat. Yung Salumi)

Yo yo yo they didn't see us coming
J Dub and me in the hizzy izzy izzy
Listen man, I'm so sick and tired of photographers coming up every which way
TMZ all on my face
On the webpage everyday
Back off
Yo get off my nuts TMZ
You know I know you like how they hairy and shit
But like you know everyone don't need to know I got a Brillo pad downstairs, you know what I mean
Blessed be the sinner who thinks himself a saint
I ain't no fucking hero or of a human taint
A stain on the existence of man as a whole
You won't see me winning or playing the super bowl
Well I got my expectations
Delusions of grandeur
Stick with the kit
Oh that is the plan so
Shit propositions like I ate them for breakfast
They say it takes some blowing
Don't want a pearl necklace
I am Jay Z and Patrick Swayze
Dirty Dancing like I'm crazy
I'm Bruce Banner and Margaret Thatcher
MC Hammer
10th seasons bachelor
I'm the Olson twins
Miami Dolphins
I'm the Rolling Stones and that nerdy dude from Bones
I'm Joan of Arc and a Ford Taurus
A pickup truck and I'm Micheal Kors
I am celebrities
I am celebrities
All the celebrities
I'm all of the celebrities
I am celebrities
I am celebrities
I'm all of the celebrities
All the celebrities
We all of the celebrities
We crush your dreams cuz we're all of the celebrities
All of the Le Pretties
All of the Le Pretties
We crushing all your dreams cuz we're all of the Le Pretties
Oh no, who let J Dub on this track
Who let J Dub on this track
It's gonna be a bloodbath
All the celebrities
Clinton Hillary
Swinton Tilda
Mills on delivery
They jealous cuz I'm Lohan
And I'm fucking Ron Paul
I'm Arizona Senator McCain cuz that's how I ball
I'm Jay Leno smoking on the kush
I'm the past and future president George W Bush
I'm David Lynch
No I'm David Fincher
I'm Taylor Swift
No fuck it, I'm Wolf Blitzer
I'm Nick Cage and that's why I don't take shit
And all the bitches jealous cuz I'm James Blake bitch
Yeah I'm James Blake bitch
I'm Dustin checks in cuz I'm going fucking ape shit
I am celebrities
I am celebrities
All the celebrities
I'm all of the celebrities
I am celebrities
I am celebrities
I'm all of the celebrities
I'm all of the celebrities
All the celebrities
We all of the celebrities
We crush your dreams cuz we're all of the celebrities
All of the Le Pretties
All of the Le Pretties
We crushing all your dreams cuz we all of the Le Pretties
I'm Bottecelli and Michelangelo
Renaissance game hold it down on lock bro
I'm rocky mountains and King Fahad's fountain
Don't see me drowning
No I ain't drowning
Oliver Sacks and I'm Liam Neeson
I'm Meg Ryan and I'm Witherspoon Reese and
I'm John Cleese and I'm Yoko Ono
I'm Pussy Riot and I'm arguably Bono
I am Osirus no I'm Isis
Killing Egyptian like Vanilla Ice is
Holding it down like Santana
Jack LaLanne juicer with banana
I'm Ray Romano cuz everybody loves me
I know I'm Kate Upton that's why everybody loves me
And I am Da Vinci the greatest of all time changing your perspective
And I am all the members of Animal Collective

Written by:
Jonathan Weiss, Willa Leach

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