Doug Kuony - All The Way Down

Little piggy, so plump and sweet
You are so very good to eat
I'm a wolf, so I should know
I'm gonna swallow you all that way down

You can run, but you can't hide
In no house of stray, while I'm outside
I'll huff and puff, I'll puff and blow
And knock your house all the way down

You might build a house of sticks
But I am hip to all your tricks
I'll strike a match, I'll light a fire
And burn your house all the way down

What's this I see? You're out of order!
Rocks and stones, bricks and mortar?
I bet you think that I'll retire
Before I tear your house all the way down

I tell you truly, Piggy mine
I'm a wolf, you're a swine
You deserve to be basted brown
So I can gobble you all the way down

If I'm not mistaken
There's more than one way to skin your bacon
Your door is barred, but there's another route
So down your chimney I will scoot

I can't wait to see your eyes
As I tend to your demise
Down your chimney I'll creep because
It always works for Sandy Claws

So I grabbed a nearby ladder
Upon your rooftop I did clatter
I slipped into your chimney flue
And prepared to drop all the way down

What happened here while I wasn't looking
Smells to me like something's cooking
But there was nothing I could do
I was tumbling all the way down

I tell you Piggy, you're so mean
You are the meanest piggy I have seen
And I'm the sorriest wolf around
As I'm tumbling all the way down

Some will tell you there's a moral
To my tale of woe and sorrow
Ain't no pork meat where I'm bound
I guess I'm goin' all the way down
I'm goin' all the way down

Do I smell fur burning?

Written by:
Doug Kuony

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