Ron and the Rude Boys - Alphabet

A is for ARSEHOLE all covered in shit, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And B is the BASTARD who revels in it,

Chorus ;
With a Roley Poley up 'em and stuff 'em
Hey Ho ! said Anthony Roley.

C is for Cunt all dripping with piss, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And D is for DRUNKARD who gives it a kiss,
Chorus

E is for EUNUCH with only one ball, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And F is for FUCKER with no balls at all,
Chorus

G is for GONORRHOEA, GOITRE & GOUT, Hey Ho Said Roley, and H is for HARLOT that dishes it out,
Chorus

I is the Irresistible ITCH, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And J is the JERK of a dog on a bitch,
Chorus

K is the KING of the Cannibal Isle, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And L is his LOVER who plays with his piles,
Chorus

M is for MAIDENHEAD tattered and torn, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And N is the NOBLE who died on the horn,
Chorus

O is for ORIFICE open and wide, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And P is for PENIS that slips up inside, Chorus
Q is for QUAKER who shat in his hat, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And R is the RECTOR who rodgered the cat,
Chorus

S is for SHITPOT all filled to the brim, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And T is the TURD that is floating therein,
Chorus

U is for USHER at the girls school, Hey Ho Said Roley,
And V is the VIRGINS that play with his tool,
Chorus

W is a Whore who thinks FUCKINGS'S a FARCE,
Hey Ho Said Roley, and X, Y & Z you can STUFF UP your arse,
Chorus

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