Dr. Itchycunt - Anal Prolapse

I woke up in the morning
With a terrible pain
I tried to rush into the bathroom
I was going insane
I pulled my pants down, then I sat
And held on for life
But nothing seemed to be coming out
And my face turned pale white
It hurts like hell (fuck) hell (shit)
I think I know what this is
And if a doctor reaffirms
Then I'm gonna be pissed
It hurts like hell (fuck) hell (ow)
And it's not slowing down
If god were real, then he'd confirm
My asshole fell out
My mind is running circles
And my backside is raw
I can't even wipe myself clean
And I'm grasping at straws
I tried put a little ointment on
And slide it back in
But now I've got a bad pink sock
And my minds wearing thin
It hurts like hell (fuck) hell (fuck)
I think my times running out
I tried to call over the doctor
But I can't even shout
It hurts like hell (fuck) hell (ow)
I think I nearly collapsed
How do I tell my mom and dad
That my asshole prolapsed?

Written by:
Brian Gaudet

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