Floodwater Angel - Asparagus

Think I'll stay in bed today
Make a cup of earl grey
Who needs sunshine anyways
Totinos crusted to the tray

Secluded in my crochet
I think I missed my birthday
No need to go to the parade
I bought a flag on Ebay

Just too many games to play
Fortnite, Apex, Runescape
Bootleggin' broadway
I'm gonna have a field day

Time for tonight's entree
Totino pizza roll buffet
Turn on the tee-vay
Theres fire on my display

I don't need to go outside
In here I feel kinda alive
And that's just as good
Terrified of variety
Blame it on the anxiety
And it's just as good

I don't think about leavin'
No I don't think about leavin'
Cause I'm not even sure I could

Oh could it be?
A rainbow future all for me?
Oh gee golly
I don't think it's quite the sight to see

This news has got me worried
The footage kinda blurry
I don't like gettin up early
And the rally's at 9:30

I get enough validity
From my online community
I'm asking for impunity
I'm barely out of puberty

I would answer truthfully
If it wasn't for my zoolatry
I speak memeish fluently
I'll show you one you haven't seen

I don't need to go outside
This thing makes me feel alive
And it's just as good
I think I hate the nazis
'Cept the ones that are furries
And they're just as good
And I'm not thinkin' about climate change
Or the Libya slave exchange
Not thinkin' of border camps
Kids in plastic, hot and cramped
Not thinkin' about the war
Thats sitting right at my front door

I been living away from fear
And the door dash almost here
Nothin' wrong with living quietly
I'll just blame it in the anxiety
Why get outside of my shell
When the outside is fucking hell
It's enough to make me scream
If I look away from my computer screen
I don't wanna live anymore

So I told my therapist
She said make a checklist
Of all the things that you miss
Get high and watch Asparagus

I said that was obtuse
Borderline mental abuse
She says sip some lemon juice
I say IV drip the news

She says no need to be pissed
Became a nostalgist
And if the problems persist
She'll up the dose on my Xanax

I went home and watched Star Wars
And locked all of my doors
Clothes all strung out on the floor
Just your typical sophomore

Damn bitch, you live like this?

I don't need to go outside
This echo chamber is all mine
And it's just as good
I'm back on my bullshit
It just can't get better than this
And it's just as good
I don't see the reason
To worry bout the seasons
When I got shit on replay
The Office reruns all day
Don't gotta plant tree sprouts
When you're worried bout the clout
And its good

I been sippin' on gin and juice
Been wearin' my bed like a noose
Been keepin' tally on my wrist
Blame it all on the therapist
I don't think I have slept in days
Cause my Tumblr wall is aflame
From the aces who are burning flags
Of the dirty allo fags
Someone on reddit made me feel ashamed
Cause they didn't like my name

But I think its good

Written by:
Dillon LaFollette-James

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