Lil Percoskett - Augustus Under The Stairs

Im the the chief of expanding my mind
In english gardens chasing ways to get high
And when I am lonely it all goes askew
So take off my petticoat and ill sing to you

The duchcess is a ruffian shes so high
Picking at poppy seeds and leaves them to dry
Her chamber maid will call to her but she will only weep
She takes off my petticoat I sing to her sleep

The king is down the tabernae drinking in the dark
Visions of his future being exhumed from a carpark
The children all berate him when he starts to sing
He takes of my petticoat and I sing to him

So if you take a listen to might find my heart
Like finding old dick 3 in the chippy car park
Lustily I dipp'd my oars into your silent lake
As I rose upon the stroke my body starts to shake
Heaven only knows what a world it can be
So come down the maginot and then play with me

The queen sings the blues in smoked out rooms
She knows something deeper that were all doomed
Listen to her monologues and turn them into songs
I take off my overcoat and she sings away my wrongs

The prince is eccentric and always bored
Wasting his time ogling the lords
The duchess strikes him limerence and she fills with glee
I take off my petticoat and she sings to me

The kingdom is ruins are all safe
The citizens are revolting and now its too late
The palace overlooked because they were dirty and poor
They took off my head with the guillotine now I sing no more

So if you take a listen to might find my heart
Like finding old dick 3 in the chippy car park
Lustily I dipp'd my oars into your silent lake
As I rose upon the stroke my body starts to shake
Heaven only knows what a world it can be
So come down the maginot and then play with me

Written by:
Leo Pink

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