The Other Realm - Average Jeaux

He thinks he's hot
But
He's just an average jeaux

He's wearing a fedora
With his non-prescription glasses
He's preaching about light and love
That he heard of in some lousy yoga classes
He's got some sort of deep tattoo
In a language that he doesn't speak a word of
And his favorite band's some indie group
Called "somebody that you've probably never heard of"

Well don't fall for his little hipster spell
He's ever gonna love you like he loves himself
Cuz

He's just an Average Jeaux
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't

Well he's a medial median
If you know what I mean
He's always talking and scheming
But never acting just dreaming

He thinks his lack of personality
Can be disguised behind his over-tended beard
He brews his own kombucha
And if you ask him what that is he'll simply sneer
You know he really wants a microbrew
But he'll settle for a vegan gin and tonic
Watch him sip it in that way he do
And repeatedly misuse the word ironic

Well don't fall for his little hipster spell
He's ever gonna love you like he loves himself
Cuz

He's just an Average Jeaux
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't

Well he's a medial median
If you know what I mean
He's always talking and scheming
But never acting just dreaming

Yeah he's a medial median
If you know what I mean
He's always talking and scheming
But never acting just dreaming

Listen, Jeaux
I know you think you're great
But please
Take your almond milk and get out of my face

He's just an Average Jeaux
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't

Well he's a medial median
If you know what I mean
He's always talking and scheming
But never acting just dreaming

Well he's a medial median
If you know what I mean
He's always talking and scheming
But never acting just dreaming

Written by:
Kenneth Ward, William Ward

Publisher:
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