Ocean Monument - Average Man

I went to work that day
My boss confronted me
He said you didn't do those E-Mails
Which made everything
Suck
I went into the office
All my co-workers
Looked pissed
They started to throw
Tomatoes
But luckily, they all missed
They all just looked at me
And started to shout this
Work sucks
Life sucks
My wife
Sucks
My kids suck
My pet duck
They all
Suck
I got home that day
Saw my wife
Kissing another man
I asked her "why, oh why?"
She just told me
More lies
Just wanted the truth
She started to cry
Then stopped, and sighed
And started to say this
Work sucks
Life sucks
My wife
Sucks
My kids suck
My pet duck
They all
Suck
I was driving my kids
To school the very next day
They started to kick the backseat
So I told them to shut up
Everything was going dandy
'Till the teacher passed by
She said "you made the kids late"
And started with a sigh
Work sucks
Life sucks
My wife
Sucks
My kids suck
My pet duck
They all
Suck
Oh why? Oh why!?
God help me!
O, woe is me!
Why did you cheat on me!?
How could you do this to me!?
I gave you all the love I could!
Wh- why do my kids keep kicking
The backseat!?
Work sucks
Life sucks
My wife
Sucks
My kids suck
My pet duck
They all
Suck

Written by:
Christian Barone, Jared Lain, Tyler Hopper, Tyrone Ebanks, Zach Hopper

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