Geoff Healey - Avocadoverkill

What's that on your plate?
Mysterious mashin'
Yeah but I can relate
It is so very in fashion
It's there on your tongue
So let's not waste it
That smoked salmon spread
That mushroom paste
Break out the bread rolls
Cut that cheese
Slice that salami
I'm turning Japanese
Then it occurred to me
I wasn't feeling so salady
But with this mentality
I got myself a malady
Had my fill of avocado
Avocado overkill
Breakfast time stood still
For avocado overkill
And if those cats come out
If they all come out tonight
Your ducks lined up there on the wall
Muffy's hungry in the hall
How do you like your eggs done now then?
Cos I'm-a makin' bacon
Here's your toffee-flavoured coffee
Stirred but never shaken
Tabasco on your croissant
Wasabe if you're game
Any more sriracha
You won't even know your name
Had my fill of avocado
Avocado overkill
Breakfast time stood still
For avocado overkill
Had my fill of avocado
Avocado overkill
Breakfast time stood still
For avocado overkill
Chooks on the window sill
Watching avocado overkill
Look! Here comes Lucky Phil
For his avocado overkill
You can bust out the pork and dill
It's avocado overkill
Avocado overkill

Written by:
Geoffrey Healey

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