Rob Mulders - Bachelor Warning

For all you guys out there
Who don't want to wake up suprised in the morning
This is from me to you from man to man the official bachelor warning

Having a beer with the guys ? Gone !
Wodka orange with ice ? Gone !
Buying underwear my own size ? All gone !
Ah come on , a hotdog a pizza slice ? Nope , gone !
Playing cards rolling dice ? Gone !
Stallone movies , miami vice ? Gone !
Buying a car for a nice price ? Gone !

Cause if the wife is bad you can damn well forget that you'll ever have what you had
Cause if the wife is bad you will soon regret the day that you and her met
This is a bachelor warning
Now go out there and have a bachelor party

She will try to make your life sweet as cake
And she will give you more Julio Iglesias then you can take
Cause she will drive you insane , slowly washes your brain
That ring on your finger will feel like a prison chain
And what you get instead is watching dynasty in bed
And every sunday afternoon you'll see her mum and her dad
And you will definitely get what she wants in bed
She'll be all stiff and you'll be all wet
This is a bachelor warning

Now make sure the wife is good , like a good bachelor boy should

Written by:
Rob Mulders

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