Biggie Oof - Bad Boy
Hi, heard you liked bad boys, well I got some news: I'm a very bad boyI know from my looks you couldn't tell, but trust me, girl
When there's a spot that I got to park in, I don't park at a perfect 90 degrees
Instead, I park at 80, crooked in the spot - I know, I'm a real bad boy, see
Hey, isn't that neat? Don't you want a piece of this meat?
With my long hair and my cutoff jeans, I'm just the kind of boy for you
And I'm sure your mom won't like me 'cuz I park in handicapped parking
But I ain't go no handicaps, and I've got perfect knees
But I park there 'cuz it's real easy
Ya know, it can be just you and me
And the other twenty-seven girls with whom I've got Snapchat streaks
Ya know what that means, don't you?
La, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada
I'm the baddest boy in this land, boy in this land, and I could be your man
And when people ask for my opinion, I don't give it to them honestly
Like if you were to ask me if you looked fat in those jeans, I'd say
"No, ya don't, no, ya look great", but that's a ding-dang lie you know
Those are the ugliest jeans I've ever seen, and you look so obese that my face is turning green
And your dad won't like me either, 'cuz I got a pet beaver
I named him Beavis, like from Beavis and Butthead
I'm sure your dog would like him, except he eats toy breeds
Listen, I didn't know that was a feature he had when I got him off the street
I thought he was a stray dog, turns out he's a beaver
But he'll be fine with just you and me
Don't worry, he's not diseased, nor does he have fleas
He's just got a proclivity towards eating phalanges
La, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada
I'm the baddest boy in this land, boy in this land, and I could be your man, if you want me to
La, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada
I'm the baddest boy in this land, boy in this land, and I could be your man
Written by:
Sarah Futrell
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