Dr. Itchycunt - Ballad Of A 50 Year Old Man

Well, I can't get it up
And my wife, she's upset
I can't give what she wants
Now I'm alone in bed
Cause she left with the dog
And I'm stuck with the cat
Never knew that ED
Could make me feel so bad

Well, hello my old friend
I know it's been a while
Since I gave you a tug
And you gave me a smile
And though I'm not quite sure
That my attempt will work
If I don't get relief
Then I might go berserk

I wish I could get rid of this nightmare ED
When I was seventeen, I swear this wasn't me
You could tug it or squeeze it
One kiss could release it
Now I'll be divorced and alone at fifty

Written by:
Brian Gaudet

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