Jesse Blaze - Bartender

Kaow. Yeah, yeah

Well you've been working that bar like it's 9 to 5
Ordering drinks like it's out of style
Your bill's piling up, your boys are flat on the floor
And she won't even throw you a smile
But you've been working up your courage with a bottle of Jack
Chasing it down with a blast of gin
You can't see straight and you ain't walking the line
But I don't think you'll ever give in
She looks so fine like the girl of your dreams
With her thong hanging out of her jeans
And every Tom, Dick and Harry screaming mercy please

Boy you better listen to me

You ain't going home with the bartender
You ain't getting all your drinks for free
No you ain't going home with the bartender
Better man have tried and failed you see

Well you been making your moves
Playing all that you got
But she just keeps a shooting you down
You're praying to the porcelain for a way to get in
But you can't even get off the ground
Don't be surprised at the E of the D
If it's not as you thought it would be
There's only one way this ends universally

Boy you better take it from me

You ain't going home with the bartender
You ain't getting all your drinks for free
No you ain't going home with the bartender
Better man have tried and failed you see

Oh, you ain't going home with the bartender
This I can guarantee
Oh, you ain't going home with that bartender
Cuz she's going home with me

Hear what you're saying, it ain't a lot
Like what you're doing, like it or not
Close up the door, give what you got
But I know it's blah blah blah
Damn that bartender's fine

You ain't going home with the bartender
You ain't getting all your drinks for free
No you ain't going home with the bartender
Better man have tried and failed you see

Oh, you ain't going home with the bartender
This I can guarantee
No you ain't going home with that bartender
Cuz she's going home with me

Written by:
Freddie Scott, Jesse Snider

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