Mike DFG - Invisa-Beamer

Uncle Mike, Uncle Q, Can you tell me a story, please
Yeah we got you, Q you want to start it off
Ok, Uh
Jumped in the rap game and brought a U-Haul cause a Nigga moving in big just like a Futon
Yeah a nigga 5"8 but my money too tall
Lil nigga broke as hell he couldn't afford coupons
Him and his homie share clothes that's a plus one
2 shots at the line, Fuck an and-one
Nigga only fuck with salads, Green and croutons
Blast on a bitch face, Jimmy Neutron
I know you hear this beat bitch, So get your groove on
I'll pop your big toe off if you move wrong
Mike Jack AP this bitch a two-tone
Trying to fuck Tinashé, Bitch I'm "Too On"
Bitch fuck your sew-in, get your glue on
I'll disappear for real like the milkman
Dripping on a hoe in New York, I feel like Dapper Dan
Punched a Nigga one time for real and fucked up my hand
Hit him with a left, Had em slumped like the Sandman
Up 50, Up 50, I'm the band man
Up 20, Up 20, Twenty Twen Twen
If you ain't get with that meant then you ain't black bitch
Fucking with this Nigerian bitch I guess I'm African
Started playing with his rap shit now I'm passionate
Fuck I look like smoking a blunt, bitch I'm passing it
Never mind I'm going through a lot pass it back little bitch
I fuck with Kool-Aid and chicken couldn't be Peter
Bitch tried to get freaky with me I almost beat her
Not like Chris Brown almost type of beat her
Kinda like Teanna Trump with a peeter-weeter (what?)
Damn what the fuck we going man it's getting weird
Like I took my hands up off the wheel trying to fucking steer
Hold on let me put this hoe in reverse like meter (What the fuck)
Oops, I think I mean Mater
Thought about fucking her right now but I saved her for later
Bought a jacket from Florida, investigator
Got a long big toenail, a sock penetrator
This weed kind of got me horny, Chronic masturbator (Ayo)
Like to hit the gas I'm an Oakland Raider
Shotty flip a fat nigga like he fucking Vader
This bitch done got way too close she a Space Invader
This bitch love when I choke her like I'm Darth Vader
Damn I guess I'm finna slam her, Like the WWE I'm finna UnderTaker (Rest in Peace)
Fuck around and dugged up in her guts and left a fucking crater
This bitch just got up off her period, She back a day later
The fuck this bitch think she playing "Life Simulator" (tripping)
Piped a bitch in her whip she need a carburetor
Mike done hit this bitch from the back she in a fender bender (Allegedly)
Niggas turn straight bitch, Kaitlyn Jenner
Since we on that Atlanta shit, I'm finna scan a barcode
Finna hop up in a Ford and fucking get followed
I can move a brick of ice call me Eskimo Pablo
Bad bitch from DR, No Ingles Hablo
Well I can burn a bitch bad like my name Diablo
All right Mike enough of that Spanish switch it back to English (por que)
I'm up in the booth struggling hard, translator tweaking
Hit my puta on the phone like "can we fuck this weekend" (hola)
Surprisingly that's the only three words I know that ain't English
Bagged a bitch from the UK she was not English
Got a blue check then all the birds started fucking tweeting
Feel like Smokey in a pigeon coop, I was fucking tweaking
Only pop out when it's 3 AM I'm a coonish demon
Bray Wyatt with my fucking dick yo bitch she be fiending
Fucking on this bald white bitch she Mrs. Clean
This bitch too wishy-washy for me I think she a cleaner
Nigga pulled up in jean shorts like he John Cena
Walking nigga lying about a bitch we ain't never seen her
Nigga got a ticket on his car he didn't pay the meter
Nigga really pulled off with a fake bitch in an "Invisa-Beamer" (Crazy)

Written by:
Mychal McIntyre, Quintin Leslie

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