Freshy Kanal - Bear Grylls Vs. Steve Irwin

Bear Grylls:
So, I'm about to land in the wild
Coming up on my new show - Man vs Child;
I confront the worst dangers. If a proud hunter
steps up to me, he's going down... under
I got bare skills - I watch bears kill
Light Ken on the Barbie - Bear grills!
gross from the He-Man hair to the trousers
The ugliest mammal that I've ever encountered

Steve Irwin:
Did ya know? Bull shit helps plants grow
You could sprout a whole forest with ya darn show
Crikey, you survived nights snacking on bugs?
Then you'd share a slice of pizza with ya cameraman, Doug (Hi!)
In fact, let's cut Bear's pack some slack
They do everything he does with ten tonnes on their backs
Ya thirsty? You keep on moping around
If you wanna take the piss then open your mouth
Eww, mate! is everything you do fake?
I love reptiles but not you, snake
You topped many mountains but keep this in mind
Reaching my peak is the steepest of climbs

Bear Grylls:
Here's another fact that you might find scary;
You belong on world's deadliest parents
They're pretty different, Steven, so how are you confused?
One's your son, the other's alligator food.
If you want to talk about stirring up lies;
Don't claim you love all creatures, then disturb the wildlife
I don't think that they appreciate the big mouth that you bring
Swim in my flow and feel my raps sting

Steve Irwin:
Can't you see? Were you stung by more bees?
The best survivor is Steve - even Minecraft agrees.
I believe every animal deserves my protection
Although this Bear is a worthy exception

Bear Grylls:
Yeah, you used to rep the animal kingdom
Had some valid opinions about this planet we live in, that was your mission
with your passing did you pass on that wisdom?
No. Your family rallied to Jimmy Fallon to scavenge some income

Steve Irwin (Speaking):
That's a verse?
No, this is a verse.

Steve Irwin:
Your programmes are pathetic: irrelevant's where you're heading
You should teach your audience how to survive your wreck on Netflix
That's what you get: relying on celebrities for more clout
It's evident; no one clicked on this battle for the boy scout
Nice to meet ya', you got the right idea;
You built fires with tree sticks, but I'm the primal leader,
who built a legacy with his timeless speeches
If you wanna mess with me, get in line behind PETA

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Freshy Kanal

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