Ron and the Rude Boys - Blinded by Turds

There was an old lady who lived in our town,
Whose arsehole was stuffed with the great smelly brown,
She took a large dose without reading the box,
Before she could strip, turds were flying like rocks.

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Singing Too-ra-la, oo-ra-la, oo-ra-la ay,
Too-ra-la, oo-ra-la, oo-ra-la ay,
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She ran to the window and stuck out her arse,
Just as a night watchman happened to pass,
He smelled a strong fart settling down on that place,
When a fucking big turd hit him straight in the face.
Chorus

He ran to the east and he ran to the west,
When a fast flying turd landed right on his chest,
He ran to the north and he ran to the south,
When a huge dark brown turd hit him right in the mouth.
Chorus

So next time you walk out be careful of shit,
Look out where you walk and don't step in it,
And pity the watchman whose sign bears these words,
"I am an old man who was blinded by turds."
Chorus

And as you pass by, please do not spit,
On the sorrowful fellow who's blinded by shit.

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