Cosmic Bos - Burning Rings of Power

Amazon is just fan baiting us
To avoid all that we want to discuss
The shoddy writing and the plotted holes
Not race relations or switched gender roles

The house of mouse ironic juggernaut
Are the bad guys in the franchise they bought
So marvel at the huge quality drop
The train wrecks speeding and will never stop

This macabre puppet show has seriously got to go
It hides the truly ominous things
Use the knife in our back to cut the strings
If we say no what can they do?
There are no grounds for forcing you
No one really has any clue

Just look it up for goodness sake
You get five minutes in your break
Wisdom comes when we discuss
The secrets always ominous

Power corrupts, distorts desires
Hired to fight not cause the fires
Spinning lies to stay on top
For all our sakes this has to stop
This really has to stop

Various factions blocking interactions all day
There's so much more left to say
We just get in the way of the plans
With our constant substantial demands
Watching the burning rings of power
Total waste of an hour or 8
A whole work day and a break
Basically slapping the Tolkien estate
No thank you Bezos
This I will not watch
No thank you Bezos
This I will not watch

Written by:
Andrew Jackson

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