Lou Brindell - Captain Obvious

I'm a rapper but My real last name is Klingelhoffer
My aim is Not image but givin my True colors cyndi lauper
I'm A little hip hop and a little bit Indy rocker
A pretty love song singer and a Slightly witty shitty talker
A Flat footer on the beat like an old Timey city copper
Sweet Betty Crocker but bitter Sinner no honor
A prince among thieves and a Pauper waiting in the weeds to wander
A bashful kid and a proud father a Catalyst and a why bother
Hippie Buddhist and a fly swatter
Sometimes a spot light seeker mostly Shadow walker
Jimmy hoffa sleeper with fishes I'm Not a Robot or a doctor I'm an Uncertified philosopher
I'm not popular or infamous I'm Nondescript
You couldn't see me with binoculars
An unpublished author of life Awkward rocker of mics
A dropper of scientific thought a Ponderer conduit of decay
A soapbox broadcaster give you the Play by play of American rot and Make you laugh after
Even if it's not funny I'm not in it For the money
And it's a good thing She ain't either because I really got Nuttin honey
I'm a serial emcee killer rhyme Psycho beat burglar
But an even keeled nice guy in real Life tho you might not of heard of Me
In fact you certainly haven't im Ron Burgundy dammit
I'm from a purpleee planet down the Murkiest rabbit hole
A matador that's not mad at the bull I'm mad at the system that created The bullfight
That's a lot of bullshite so hold tight While I hold court and try to hold Down the fort
I'm hungry I hunt to eat not for the Sport and I'm lucky
Plus ability soliloquy of the Overprivileged
Not guilty but A sense of Responsibility nonetheless
I'm not tongue-tied or Tongue Depressed
I'm some enlightened Form Of word sustenance alphabet Soup language lunch a bowl
Linguistic liberation front Untouchable
Ton of bricks Thunderbolt under a Bridge with a one-of-a-kind style
Son of a bitch and a wild child from Another dimension
Not to mention an extremely Expressive impressionist painter
My Canvas is a condenser mic equipped
With a broken popper stopper that Rests on top of it
The opposite of a prophet I'm Captain obvious with a macintosh
And I record my thoughts with little Consequence
And a little more confidence

Written by:
Louis Klingelhoffer

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