Ron and the Rude Boys - Casey Jones

Casey Jones was a son of a bitch,
Drove a steam engine through a forty foot ditch,
Pissed on the whistle and shit on bell,
And he went through Chicago like a bat out of hell.


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Casey Jones, mounted to his cabin,
Casey Jones, had his pecker in his hand,
Casey Jones, mounted to his cabin,
"Bend over ladies, I'm a railroad man."

It happened one morning about a quarter to four,
Pulled up in front of a whorehouse door,
Climbed through the window with his cock in his hand,
Said, "I'll prove I'm a railroad man."
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He lined a hundred whores up against the wall,
And he bet ten dollars he could fuck 'em all,
He fucked ninety eight and his balls turned blue,
He took a shot of whisky and fucked the other two.
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Casey Jones was a son of a bitch,
His balls were covered with the whorehouse itch,
He left that house with his pecker in his hand,
Says to the whores, "I'm a railroad man."
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Casey Jones said before he died,
There were five more things he would like to ride,
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile,
A bow legged nigger and a ferris wheel.
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They were rolling down the line about half past two,
Casey pissed in the fire and the boiler blew,
That was the end of Casey Jones's reign,
As the stinking fucker who drove a train.
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