Mentos Leonard - Central European Boars

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You got to be a central European boar
You got to
You have no choice
(Gotta get good quality)
You got to be a central European boar
Got to have, you gotta be a furry pig
You gotta roll in the mud and drink up your slop
And when it's all over, will you come out on top?
With your eyes closed!
Then your mind clears, the mind fogs
The defog, it's coming for ya
It's here, even
We're here
You've got to be a central European boar
You've got to
You got to be a boar
A central European boar
Gotta have a real need for slop
Gotta sleep
Gotta sleep in the in the wild
And be a feral hog
And don't you get me started on being a
I can't say that, that's too close
The rhyme that you're all thinking of
It's too close to the real one
What do I say instead?
Vote on your devices now
Too late
From being a frog
With your eyes closed!
Then moving quite loudly your hooves make the sound
You're a central European boar!
You're a central European boar, and you got the
Tomato sauce someone threw out and put in your slop bin
Today you get tomato sauce to eat
Normally it's just scraps of bread covered in lentil soup that Farmer Dan gives you
Farmer Dan is this, he's this uh
Well he's actually, uh, he's been farming all his life
He was born unto Farmer Slim
And Farmer Slim, don't even get me started on him
You've got to be a boar!
A central European boar!
Okay

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Ongonkulous Reptile

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