Red Line Annie - Child of the 80s

Breakdancing was too hard to do
Garbage Pail Kids gum
Was harder than glue
Opitmus Prime you had to buy
Cause you thought Transformers
Were more than meets the eye!

Underoos covered your behind
ATARI took up your time
Another day of cartoon shows
Thundercats, Thundercats
Thundercats, HO!

Apollo Creed didn't have to die
No need to shoot Goose out the sky
Where is Anthony Michael Hall
Bring back Molly Ringwald

Did you want to be a Goonie?
Or Sam on Cheers with all the ladies?
Did you want your MTV?
Knowing these things, you're a child of the 80's

Getting a whammee feeling a fool
Down on Fraggle Rock
Those little Doozers were cool
Rob Lowe tooks a girls flower
By the Power of Greyskull
You had the power!

Apollo Creed didn't have to die
No need to shoot Goose out the sky
Where is Anthony Michael Hall
Bring back Molly Ringwald

Did you want to be a Goonie?
Or Sam on Cheers with all the ladies?
Did you want your MTV?
Knowing these things, you're a child of the 80's

Webster, Family Ties, Remote Control, Double Dare
Jabber Jaw, Papa Smurf, Teased bangs, crimped hair
Karate Kid, Knight Rider, Jelly shoes, Silver Spoons
Growing Pains, Punky Brewster, GI Joe, Looney Toons
Different Strokes, Who's the Boss, Cosby Show, Facts of Life
StarSearch, Cabbage Patch, Perfect Strangers, and Trump's wife
Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, Swatch Watches, Brat Pack
Dirty Dancing, Mach Five, ET, bring them back

Apollo Creed didn't have to die
No need to shoot Goose out the sky
Where is Anthony Michael Hall
Bring back Molly Ringwald

Did you want to be a Goonie?
Or Sam on Cheers with all the ladies?
Did you want your MTV?
Knowing these things, you're a child of the 80's

Written by:
Justin Monjure, Ryan Brach

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