Lucky Doug Fergus - College of Life

Yesterday I applied for a job
I knew I was fully qualified for
Circle highest level of education
I circled twelve and they said hit the door

So at my next interview
I drew a little ring around sixteen
And underneath name of school
Wrote the only college I've seen

I went to the college of life
We never really graduate
I went to the college of la la la la la la la life
I went to the college of life
We never cease to educate
I went to the college of la la la la la la la life

I know I have a lack of credits
But the lessons I've learned on the street
Are equal to a four year diploma
They kept me alive and on my feet

The man said that's not good enough
Return with paper in your hand
But sir I can do anything
He didn't care he didn't understand

I went to the college of life
We never really graduate
I went to the college of la la la la la la la life
I went to the college of life
We never cease to educate
I went to the college of la la la la la la la life

Won't you read my resume
It's about a mile long
You really must admire me
My mind and back both are strong

Won't you read my resume
It's about a mile long
You really must admire me
My mind and back both are strong

Can you suggest where I might go
If you cannot bend the rules
Excuse me what did you say
Why don't I go back to school, ha!

I went to the college of life
We never really graduate
I went to the college of la la la la la la la life
I went to the college of life
We never cease to educate
I went to the college of la la la la la la la life

I went to the college of life
We never really graduate
I went to the college of la la la la la la la life
I went to the college of life
We never cease to educate
I went to the college of la la la la la la la life
De-de-de-de-de, la la la la la la la life
De-de-de-de-de, la la la la la la la life

Written by:
Douglas Fergus

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