Chair Umpire - Connecticut Is Literally a Drive-Thru State (Ass)

Flashback to June of 2021
I'm on the bus with Andy and John
Ava's eating a sandwich
And Jake is listening to the new Tyler the Creator
And I'm still watching the new Bad Batch
Hoping that this four hour ride ends sooner
I guess I never realized that three more could hurt
Including the train
I guess I never realized that traveling sucks
Hence why I'll probably never tour
And I will never get to see the world

I'm too scared to be growing older
I don't think the outcomes will pay off
It just proves I can never fund myself
And these days are now getting colder
Maybe now I can find someone
Who can care for me as much as I care for myself

Flashback to two months later in August
I'm in the car with Dan listening to PUP
Making our way to Philly
But who knew that people couldn't drive for shit
I wanna know who's idea it was
To make gas $3 a gallon
At least its giving dad some business
Though he is still complaining
Who knew traffic could be such a bitch
I guess cause I rarely drive anymore
Ever since that I moved to the city

I'm too scared to be growing older
I don't think the outcomes will pay off
It just proves I can never fund myself
And these days are now getting colder
Maybe now I can find someone
Who can care for me as much as I care for myself

I wanna know who's idea it was
To charge $10 for a pack of cigarettes
When I can pay less for them in Lake Charles
And I can smoke them in three days
Or maybe less it just depends if I'm too stressed out
And maybe I could give myself a break

Don't step on my fucking boots

I'm too scared to be growing older
I don't think the outcomes will pay off
It just proves I can never fund myself
And these days are now getting colder
Maybe now I can find someone

Who can give a shit for me
And my problems that I face
Every single day and I can
Care for yours too that way you can
Care for me as much as I care for myself

Written by:
Samuel DeSantos

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