Beau Nair - Dick McPussy

He's got one eye and he's blind
Don't you treat him so unkind
Though he don't mind anytime
Dick McPussy likes to shine
Rolls his dice in a pickup bar
Takes them back to his shiny car
Feeds them all champagne and lies
Touches them between their thighs

Can't see a life without vagina
Loves the taste of flesh
Likes to get it off his chest
Calling Dick McPussy
He's the one they loved the best
The one they loved the best

Well, Dick McPussy liked to roam
The Wanderer, he's far from home
Licks that pussy like a dirty cat
A gambling man, he'll take a chance on that
Knows that it can't get any finer
Than a truck stop honey with a fat vagina
Humping is his game
And Dick McPussy is his name

Can't see a life without vagina
Loves the taste of flesh
Likes to get it off his chest
Calling Dick McPussy
He's the one they loved the best
The one they loved the best

Born to ramble, Dick would say
Sometimes a man's gotta be that way
Travel around to every neighborhood
Drop and give it 20 til it feels so good

Mightily endowed
He'd do it to the crowd
They'd pile up and quiver
Til the moaning got too loud
Laid back but intense
Always swinging for the fence
Never tense

Can't see a life without vagina
Loves the taste of flesh
Likes to get off on his chest
Calling Dick McPussy
He's the one they loved the best
The one they loved the best

Calling Dick McPussy

Written by:
Beau Nair

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