Boy Genius - Dick Thing

She asked me "Why do you play that loud guitar?
And what makes all you guys wanna drive those big fast cars?"
I said "Baby, I don't know, this is something we can't control
Life's just one big John Wayne movie and we're playing out our masculine roles."
Still she asked me "Why do you ride that motorbike?
And why can't you just try to do some of the things I like?"
I said "Baby, can't you see, it don't matter how hard we try
It just comes with the territory
It's all part of being a guy."
It's a dick thing
The Y-chromosome club
It's a dick thing, baby
Testosterone in our blood
She told me "I wanna throw up. You're a slob and your place is a mess
Why don't you grow up, get a job and learn how to dress?"
I said "Baby, lighten up already. I think this place looks just fine
And what's the matter with the shirt I'm wearing?
It cost me $3.99."
It's a dick thing
The Y-chromosome club
It's a dick thing, baby
Testosterone in our blood
She asked me "Why do check out every single girl you see?
And why can't you be my guy, exclusively?"
I said "Baby you know that M-word is not in my vocabulary
I guess I'm just a stallion
And a stallion has gotta run free."
It's a dick thing
The Y-chromosome club
It's a dick thing, baby
Testosterone in our blood

Written by:
Christopher Quint, David Ketchpel

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