Mentos Leonard - Dicksco Tech

Now let me tell you the story of the dicksco tech
That's me, I'm the tech who ran the dicksco
Early May, in the year of the Harvest Crown
The Tungsten King summoned me to his chambers
"Hey, hey Bones McCool, what's up dude
Uh
I'm getting together a discotheque
Um but we're gonna call it the dickscotheque
And I wanted to know if you'd be the DJ?"
"Oh yeah"
I said
Get down with Bones McCool
Get down with Bones McCool, let's go
Get down with Bones McCool
Everybody in the house, get down
Get down with Bones McCool
Get down with Bones McCool, let's go
Get down with Bones McCool
Everybody in the house, get down
"Hey man this is a, this is a pretty cool disco you're running here Bones"
"Oh thanks I'm Bones McCool thank you"
"Yeah I'm a big fan of your disco, of your dicksco"
"Hang on a minute. Wait a minute"
"You look familiar, do I know you?"
"Huh, what's that, what'd you say"
"Do I know you"
"Nah nah nah"
"You're Herbert Feengler!"
"Nah nah I'm not I've never heard of that I've never heard that name"
"You're Herbert Feengler from the Industrial Science Museum! I recognize you!"
"Herbert? I've never heard that..."
"Oh you're not Herbert? You're not Herbert Feengler? What's your name?"
"My name?"
"Yeah, what's your name?"
"Well, I'm, you know, I'm uh... I'm Heebie Jeeber over here"
"Oh. Oh that's my mistake. Well you just enjoy the party Heebie Jeeber"
"No no don't worry about it, just dance to the music."
"Yeah, let's just dance to the music."
"Just dance to the music Bones."
"Just dance to the music. Let's dance to the music."
Get down with Heebie Jeeb
Get down with Heebie Jeeb
Get down with Heebie Jeeb
Get down with Heebie Jeeb
Everybody
Get down with Heebie Jeeb
Get down with Heebie Jeeb
I never met this guy
Down with Heebie Jeeb
"Excuse me! Bones, I'm sorry, I have to
I have to ask you to stop the music for a moment
I have a terrible announcement
I have a terrible thing to announce"
"Ope"
"My, I, yeah I got a terrible thing to announce
Hang on one second sorry everybody
Sadly, the Silver and Gold King has just passed away
Uh, I don't understand why but he just left me all of the silver and gold in his will
I don't know what to do
I don't know, what's today, December 9th?
I don't know what I'm gonna do with this gold,
I, I, I, I don't really know
Where we're gonna go from here
The Silver and Gold King was beloved by all and he will be missed dearly
I will do my best to honor the Silver and Gold throne
Until a rightful heir is made apparent to me
At which time I will of course turn over the entire kingdom
And everything to the rightful heir to the throne
I, I just live a humble life of Tungsten
Alright now we can get back to the party
Party time
Yes"
Alright this next song is going out the late, great Silver and Gold King baby
I call this one Silver and Gold
Get down silver and gold
Get down silver and gold
(Let's go)
Get down silver and gold
Get down silver and gold
Everybody now
Get down silver and gold
Get down silver and gold
I said everybody
Get down silver and gold
Get down silver and gold
(Okay)
Get down silver and gold
Get down silver and gold
Everybody now
Get down silver and gold
Get down silver and gold
Everybody
Get down silver and gold (It's all for me, it's all for me)
Get down silver and gold (The money's mine, I'm Heebie Jeeb)
Everybody now
Get down silver and gold
Get down silver and gold
Everybody
Alright
Alright I'm a bit tired now
Going to my chambers now
Alright

Written by:
Calumny Morbius, Ongonkulous Reptile

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