Holt's Dad and the Key Ticklers - Double Toilet Trouble

This one goes out to Kylie
One of the realest Key Ticklers I know

Once there was
A little girl
Whose toilet was broken
That thing was out to get her
That girl is all grown up now
But now she has two toilets
And both of them are broken

What will she do
The plumber cannot help
She stares down the toilet
And straight into hell

Yo, this is a shoutout to Kylie Patillo from Nebraska
She's been our number 1 fan since way back in '04

Double trouble
The toilets both bubble
With shit and piss
And now I feel dissed
One toilet's clogged
The other one runs
Better watch out
Cuz the water is coming
And it's flowing and flooding
And bubbling
And troubling me
Oh, the double toilet trouble

Yo, my nickname's Joey
They used to call me squirrel-girl
Now all they want
Is cupcakes, s'mores, and caramel swirls
I used to rock a mohawk
And once even a mullet
My face looks like its been shot up with some bullets

Oh, the double toilet trouble
The toilets both bubble
With shit and piss
And now I feel dissed

Written by:
Travis Wheeler, Zach Walters, Zack Holt

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Holt's Dad and the Key Ticklers

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