The Sex Monkeys - Eggs and Avocados

Late night, putrid stink
Someone's hitting in the pink
Kyle can't handle his drink
A car is driving in I think
Run outside, driving home
Lights are blinding, head is stone
See your parents, watch them groan
Sorry I left you alone
Good luck
You're fucked

Next day, early shift
Serving tasteless hipster shit
Something that I must admit
Get my kicks by using spit
Off the clock, walking out
Walking down towards your house
Come inside, you're not around
Your mother says I'm well endowed
Quick cum
New son

But you're not seeing it
Don't I explain myself well?
I'm not a guy who cares
I'm not a guy who looks out
Retribution like a bullet in the brain
Try to stay awake
Everything you say is driving me insane
Hope your muzzle takes

No one likes me, oh boo-hoo
Fix your problems or fuck you
Sorry I can't help you dude
It's not my fault you're hard to chew
Now you just won't leave me be
Call the cops but just on me
Put me in your fucking memes
I bet I'm in your fucking dreams
Leave me alone!
Soon he'll come to my home

But you're not seeing it
Don't I explain myself well?
I'm not a guy who cares
I'm not a guy who looks out
Retribution like a bullet in the brain
Try to stay awake
Everything you say is driving me insane
Hope your muzzle takes

Written by:
Calvin Feustel

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