Nadroj - Eighty

I just think that
There's some things that you should know
Before we go down this road
Some things that I've never
Told anyone before
I just hope you're cool with it cause
I'm cool with you
My nipples are sore
Baby, I think I need to be
A voice of clarity
In case you marry me
We might turn Eighty
They'll call you crazy
So, let me
Warn you 'bout dating me
First of all I sweat a lot
That's just the beginning
I flip a coin almost daily
To make my major decisions
I got some bad habits,
I always undercook chicken
And you won't sleep a second
Because I spend the night twitching
There's some things that you should know
In case you become my wife
If you're allergic to cats
You're really risking your life
If there's ever an issue
I'll probably cry when we fight
I might grab your hand
Make you dance
In the moonlight
You should know
That I'm a kid
But I look like a grown up
And I might look tough outside
But IPAs make me throw up
I can promise you romance and
I like to slow fuck
But when it comes to dick size
Babe, please
Don't get your hopes up
Baby, I think I need to be
A voice of clarity
In case you marry me
We might turn Eighty
They'll call you crazy
So, let me
Warn you 'bout dating me
Sometimes I try to impress you
But I come off narcissistic
I'm colorblind, so do your nails
And I'll probably miss it
I do not have a filter
My vocab
Is just explicit
If we ever had a child
Their first word
Might be dipshit
And we're gonna get old
I'm talking wrinkles and all
When my knee problems taking over
And I constantly fall
The way I love milk and cookies
I'll be a brown Santa Claus
Will you still hold my hand
Despite any flaw
I'm meant to be little spoon
I'm barely five foot tall
I'll say "let's go for a run"
But it's hardly a jog
I make jokes about my dick
And hope to make it a job
Why don't you tell me what you think
Because you're all I want
Baby, I think I need to be
A voice of clarity
In case you marry me
We might turn Eighty
They'll call you crazy
So, let me
Warn you 'bout dating me

Written by:
Jordan Brown

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