Yetiface - Everyone's Mom Has A Moustache

Everybody's Mom has a moustache
Everybody's Mom has a moustache
Shave it off
Save it in a brown paper bag
Wear it for Christmas
And watch your Mom's boobs sag
Sag

Everybody wiggle their bum in the air
Splattering shit chunks everywhere
I can smell the feces
Blowing in the wind
I catch it in my mouth
While fucking in the garbage bin
Everybody wiggle their bum in the air
Everybody wiggle their bum in the air
Sag
Sag

Everybody's Mom has a moustache
Everybody's Mom has a moustache
Shave it off
Save it in a brown paper bag
Wear it for Christmas
And watch your Mom's boobs sag
Sag

You've got big boobs
But your beard is bigger
What's that white stuff
Dried to your finger
What's that white stuff
Dried to your finger

Everybody's Mom has a moustache
Everybody's Mom has a moustache

Written by:
Mark Howitt

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