Binky - Fred's Song

Would you like to take a seat ma'am
Can I get you some drinks
I'll be right back with a menu
And some bread (and some bread)

Didn't even see the menu
He didn't even get us drinks

Come to Fred's cafe
It's a nice cafe
It tastes really nice
It's reasonably priced
Come to Fred's cafe
It's a nice cafe
It's reasonably priced
It tastes very nice

Need to get the attention of the waiter (the waiter)
There's a hair in my food (waiter)
This is absolutely ridiculous (and disgusting)
You can't expect me to pay for that (no)

I don't know where he's gone
Someone's gonna get some abuse

Come to Fred's cafe
It's a nice cafe
It tastes really priced
It's reasonably nice
Come to Fred's cafe
It's a nice cafe
It's reasonably nice
It tastes really priced

Would you like to see the dessert menu
Some ice cream for the kids
No that's quite enough thank you (thank you)
Would you like to leave a tip (no)

Come to Fred's cafe
It is a cafe
It's not very nice
It's well overpriced
Come to Fred's cafe
It is a cafe
I'd give it a miss
It gave me the shits

Written by:
Dan Guest

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