Dr. Itchycunt - Friday Night

Wake up in the morning, got a pain in my head
There's an ache in my back, and a weird guy in my bed
I don't remember what happened, but I kinda have to puke
And what the hell is that on my Daisy Dukes

Got money for the pill and now I'm driving into town
I walk into Walgreens and make sure nobody's around
I shove in my purse, some extra candles make it right
I wish I could explain what the hell happened Friday night

The baby in my belly will be drowned in medicine
Cause I don't have 800 dollars, but either way it's a sin
And I don't wanna be a mommy and end up on MTV
Cause it's what happened to my sister following her sweet 16

My mommy hates me and my daddy smacked me in the face
They can't handle the fact that I'm the family disgrace
Cause parties, drugs and alcohol make everything seem right
And your daddy's checks will pay for sex with me on Friday night

Can't wait till Friday, sit through Saturday
Then comes Sunday, next comes Monday
No one likes Tuesday, screw off Wednesday
Almost through Thursday, back to Friday

I guess my ex was right, I think I may be a slut
Why wasn't I thinking, should've took it in the butt
But I won't let it bother me, yeah I'm not gonna fight
I guess I'll just get over it and enjoy Friday night

I know I can't change who I am, but I will do my best
To return to a happier life, not plagued with drug-fueled sex
I swear I will get through the day, I will do what is right
Cause I'm so sick and tired of living on Friday nights

Written by:
Brian Gaudet

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