DJ Cul de Sac - Girl's so Tidy

Man my last girl
She sure was slimy
In kitchen worktop and soul
They both be grimy
So I turned off our loves light and I said good nightie
And set off in pursuit of a girl who be bang tidy
Yeah I wanted me a clean getaway
Man's got to allow time to find a top tidy bae
Well stressed out from all the drama
I summoned my crew to the BOWLARAMA
And it was there that I saw this girl
She was PENG A LENG
So natch I stroll up and do my ting
And you know that I be looking CRISS in my best GARMS
Allow it girl
Fall for these charms
And yo for sure this boy be CHIRPSING
She recognizes the bling
Be bringing the Ching Ching
And just like that we are a ting
But yeah boy I still got this one concern
One paramount point that I must learn
It's one quality that man rates highly
When it comes to domestic maintenance is this girl tidy
Yeah bro you know I can't stand no mess
Cleanliness be adjacent to godliness
But I'm telling you blood I needn't be sweating
Fly honey be well tidy and I ain't messing
Realize it when I say this girl is well clean
Scores ten for hygiene, man's she's pristine
And when she cleans, she cleans deep
Yeah shorty takes responsibility for the upkeep
Got a positive ID
On a fine shorty with OCD
Maintaining mad flawless territory
Proper naughty
Cleaning orgy
This girls so tidy
It's got me all tingly
Her bed sheets be tucked in tight hotel styli
Makes me wanna take wifey down the aisle
She rid this bad boys life of them ill dust bunnies
They're lousy for your health
I ain't being funny
Girls so tidy
I'm talking white glove tests
Crib be mint
This man be blessed
BRAP BRUV girls cleaning cabinet is beast
Bare merch man, product selection feast
And I mean quality gear, the best you can get
Hardwood floor cleaner, feather dusters, REH TET TET
We're talking cleaning equipment for her cleaning equipment
She's invested guv, money's been spent
For girl Spring cleaning be an annual event
Mad dizzy TEKKERS, bae don't relent
Gangster's getting all the thrills with no cleaning bills
She's banging cuz, the real deal
And I know I've really cleaned up with this girl
She's a gem, she's a pearl, got man's head in a whirl
Girl be tidy but she ain't no scrubber
Go wild when she puts on them gloves of rubber
Them other girls yeah, had to bite the dust
Sorry ladies this ain't just lust
Too thirsty to make girl mine for time
Messing with man's dating paradigm
Man's known for living by the beat of his own rhyme
But girls so tidy boy can barely bust out lyrical grime
Got a positive ID, on a fine shorty, with OCD
Maintaining mad flawless territory
A proper naughty, cleaning orgy
Man's all tingly
Can't help it blood, girls just so tidy
Oh yes boss I've struck marigold
Goodbye to mold, that dirt's been told
Areas been patrolled
My hearts been sold
And girl you are so tidy I hope that your beside me
When we both get old

Written by:
DJ de Sac

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