Ears for Eyes - Good News for Senior Citizens

Have you heard the one about the shirtless freak
He liked to siphon gas tanks, when he needed a drink
He pranced around the flames like an epiliptic mouse
No one could forgive him for burning down that house
When the hearse departed
The great fall started
Ed was incredibly broken-hearted
Gilbert was expendable, I sadly shall suppose
I guess that's how Bible stories go
Have you heard the one about the withered hag
She lived in her bed, and pissed into a bag
She pressed random buttons on the ceiling fan remote
And called the police, thinking her TV was broke
Have you heard the one about the senile fool
He hunched over laughing, and fell from his barstool
He stood in the light of the cathedral's stained glass
And laid on the altar, until the anger passed
When the sparks were flying
Ted was crucifying
Yellowed rats, while all those men weren't dying
Gilbert was expendable, although I won't admit
He'd had enough of all our pointless shit
Who can blame the man
For screaming at Abraham
The man in white had tranquilized his only friend
Gilbert never realized it was right under his nose
But I guess that's how Bible stories go

Written by:
Henry Kennedy, Reggie Isles

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